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Sara "beer and fear" Valestein ([personal profile] alcobrawlic) wrote in [community profile] erebonia2016-11-19 09:48 pm

🗱 Sara/Barnham

[ For all levels of shenanigans, there will probably be a picture here at some point CUT ME SOME SLACK IT'S LATE ]
moraled: (Proceed to customer service with)

[personal profile] moraled 2016-11-23 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Look.

Going out for drinks with coworkers isn't something Barnham typically does, but he was naive and relatively new and he had no idea it would lead to this.

This being...well, Sara. Being Sara.

It doesn't take long before she's slurring, picking fights and generally being a handful (and Barnham is really not sure what to do with her), but when her words do seem to hit a nerve for someone--well, he can't tolerate some big, irritated man posturing at her.

(Sara can take care of herself, and yet chivalry dies hard in him.)]


Enough. You are making a fool of yourself for no necessary reason. Cool your head--elsewhere.
moraled: (Awww doggos :'()

[personal profile] moraled 2016-11-23 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[A soft sigh.]

And now we are ending is, Ms. Valestein. Do you take issue with that?
moraled: (Don't suck it you're supposed to blow)

[personal profile] moraled 2016-11-25 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sara, you definitely don't do "little".]

Certainly not. Do not be ridiculous; if any is to be low-grade entertainment at this bar, it will not be us.

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moraled: (always upvote doggerinos)

post-robowest, 1.

[personal profile] moraled 2017-03-05 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, I say post, but I want more train shenanigans.

Which means that in all actuality, it's Barnham sitting on the train. They've got time before it's Sara's stop, after all. And... well, he's starting to look and feel a little more human after a few days of sleeping and eating and remembering how to function as a human being.

But there's something he wants to do now that he feels more human.

He just has to wait for Sara to pop up.]
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[personal profile] moraled 2017-03-05 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Sara--

[Of course he's speaking up!!!]

A moment, if you aren't busy?
moraled: (always upvote doggerinos)

[personal profile] moraled 2017-03-06 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[That's fair, Sara.... he can't imagine how boring that must have been.

She steps close and he...makes a bolder move, reaching up to snag her waist and tug her a little closer? Oh. Fine.]


There are a few things I would like to ask you, if you are not opposed.

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[personal profile] moraled 2017-03-07 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed, that is more than acceptable.

[He would have been okay with that for a ton of different reasons, the greatest of which being how content Sara looks to be here. It's clear that for at least one definition of it, this is home.

It's pleasant here, too; he glances around thoughtfully, even as he steps forward with her.]


I expect you are willing to show me around?
moraled: (I'd smash (out of respect))

[personal profile] moraled 2017-03-08 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[... She is excited, isn't she?

It's nice to see.]


It does not matter to me where we begin and...that there are few tourist attractions also matters little.

I am not here to be a tourist.

[He's here because it's Sara's home.]

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moraled: (Try to stay calm when a fucking shark)

proposal;

[personal profile] moraled 2018-01-19 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[It's as he's shoving his sword through the skull of the last of the vicious zwordar that had been plaguing the nearby fort that Barnham brings up the thought, nonchalant, though as deathly serious as ever:]

Perhaps we had ought to get married soon.

[Ah.]
moraled: (Hooman??? HOOMAN??)

[personal profile] moraled 2018-01-19 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
...Ah. [Was that weird?

That might've been weird.

He...clears his throat, cleaning his sword.]


Apologies. It was on my mind.
moraled: (knitting is a kind of bondage)

[personal profile] moraled 2018-01-21 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[WELL......]

... Yes. [Clearly.]

It is something I was very firmly considering for quite some time.

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moraled: (Default)

MARRIAGE TIME

[personal profile] moraled 2019-01-07 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey so.

Unsurprisingly.

Barnham is so nervous. He hasn't seen Sara in what feels like far too long, when she was kidnapped to be made into a beautiful bride (????), and he's been shuffling around awkwardly in his own suit (he gave up on keeping his sword after the looks Sara's students gave him), waiting to see her again.

Constantine, in a little bowtie, barks.

This sucks.

He is Suffering.

(This was your idea, Barnham, suck it up.)]
moraled: (mr steal yo girl dog)

[personal profile] moraled 2019-02-16 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's...astonishing. It's astonishing, overwhelming--the sight steals his breath away, and Barnham... was not prepared. He thought he was prepared, but absolutely nothing could have actually prepared him for this moment.

He stands at the altar, straight-shouldered, chin up...

But there's definitely an awe-struck look on his face as Sara walks down the aisle, his lips parted slightly in sheer amazement.

Oh.]
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[personal profile] moraled 2019-02-24 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[He won't deny that. Rather, he confirms agreeably:]

With absolute wonder.

[And softly, with a touch of that wonder in his tone:]

You look incredible, Sara.

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