🗱 Sara/Barnham

[alcobrawlic]

[ For all levels of shenanigans, there will probably be a picture here at some point CUT ME SOME SLACK IT'S LATE ]

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[moraled]

I am not the person in question at the moment.

[alcobrawlic]

I have modesty! Do you see me ripping my clothes off?

[ How dare you, sir. ]

[moraled]

No, and I certainly hope you do not begin to!

[AHHH HOW DID THIS HAPPEN.]

That was not at all what I was referring to!

[alcobrawlic]

Then what about me isn't modest and... decorative and-- whaaaaatever the hell else you said?

[ ... This is why Sara is still single. ]

[moraled]

[This is definitely why Sara is still single.]

Ms. Valestein, I believe you are answering your own question in this very moment.

[A sigh] Come, we should go.

[alcobrawlic]

But I don't wanna! If I can remember this in the morning, I'm definitely not drunk enough!

[ Well. True. ]

[moraled]

[And, a sigh and a lower toned response:]

Perhaps this is why your behavior never changes.

[alcobrawlic]

[ And, an eyebrow raise on her end. ]

If you're trying to change my behavior, you'd have better luck going back in time and lecturing me when I was nine.

[moraled]

... No. That is not my place.

[Sara's a grownass woman, she doesn't need him nagging at her.

But--]

Though perhaps you could pick fewer fights while out for drinks.

[alcobrawlic]

Look, believe you me, I'm all for just drinking and having a good, nonviolent time.

[ It just kind of happens. ]

[moraled]

And that is why you are constantly picking fights with people.

For instance: anyone who looks at you wrong, anyone who does not look at you, anyone who is not drinking the correct liquor... shall I continue?

[alcobrawlic]

No, no, no-- I got it.

[ PLEASE STOP. ]

[moraled]

[He could continue--

But he'll be merciful.]

...Very well then.

I believe we should go.

[alcobrawlic]

I still can't believe we're leaving this early...

[ But with a sigh, shoulders slumping... well, she's not protesting too much, at least. ]

[moraled]

You may take up your complaints with me in the morning.

[...]

When you are sober.

[Yeah, she got it, Barnham.]

[alcobrawlic]

I'm more sober than I am drunk right now.

[ And she sounds so disappointed about it (because she is). ]

[moraled]

[Why....]

And you sound incredibly put-out by that very fact, which I truly cannot understand. Where is the enjoyment in this, precisely?

[alcobrawlic]

... Youuuuuu've never been drunk before, have you.

[ She can tell. ]

[moraled]

Certainly not. I have better things to do with my time than become a drunken idiot.

[ok buzzkill]

[alcobrawlic]

Liiiike?

[ Please, go on. Tell her all about your fascinating life. ]

[moraled]

[Go away]

My work is far more important than drinking ever could be.

[alcobrawlic]

Those are two different things, you know. You do work when you're at work. And when you're not at work, you do something fun!

[ DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT FUN IS. ]

[moraled]

[NOT AT ALL.]

... That is beside the point.

[No, all he does is work.]

I am quite satisfied with my life as it stands.

[alcobrawlic]

I don't think you can make that claim if you haven't ever tried to do something outside of your comfort zone.

[ God, it's like talking with Fie, only if Fie was non-lazy and responsible-- ]

[moraled]

[So really it's not even remotely the same.]

Hmph. I do not need you of all people making judgements on my choices.