🗱 Sara/Barnham

[alcobrawlic]

[ For all levels of shenanigans, there will probably be a picture here at some point CUT ME SOME SLACK IT'S LATE ]

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[alcobrawlic]

I just happen to think our kids are going to be incredibly good-looking.

[ ... no, she also knows how Barnham is, how earnest and serious he is-- and even the greatest of Bracers had a family of his own. So Sara can't really herself disliking the idea, and especially not with Barnham. ]

[moraled]

[... He presses a hand to his forehead.]

You cannot possibly be serious.

[alcobrawlic]

Also I love you, so it kind of seemed like a given.

[moraled]

[... He smiles, head dipping.]

As ever, you are far too much for me. [Because really, that's so endearing he can't even begin to cope with it.]

I love you as well. Thank you... nothing would make me happier than starting a family properly with you someday.

[alcobrawlic]

The feeling's mutual, Zach.

As long as don't jump straight into baby-making, I'd say we've got ourselves a pretty good plan.

[moraled]

[Sara always manages to embarrass him by being crude...]

... That... was certainly never the plan. We must be wed first, to begin with. I would also like for the both of us to be satisfied with our adventures before we have any children.

[So they can settle down and raise them properly.]

[alcobrawlic]

[ how do you even survive sex with her, Barnham-- ]

I agree. I think marriage shouldn't necessarily take too long, since it's not like we can't be Bracers as a married couple.

[moraled]

Ah, well, yes...

[YES...]

I would like to do it right, either way.

[alcobrawlic]

Of course you would. No one's more thorough than you.

[ but she says it affectionately. ]

... Can I pass on a huge ceremony, though?

[moraled]

Most certainly.

[Barnham just looks equal parts relieved and amused at that... Sara, please.]

We will invite only who you would like to invite.

[A beat.]

And Constantine, naturally.

[alcobrawlic]

Constantine's going to be in the ceremony as much as we are. That's just a given.

[moraled]

Then I have no requirements.

[Just!! Constantine!]

I rather think your class shall want to come as well, however. And your co-workers.

[alcobrawlic]

Well, of course I'm gonna tell the kids! And the other bracers, but if Thomas hears about it--

... No. Absolutely not.

[moraled]

Ah. Sir Thomas.

[Who he probably has met once, so he pauses and.]

... Absolutely not.

[alcobrawlic]

Glad we're in agreement there. He's far too dangerous.

[ Poor Sara. ]

[moraled]

... He is certainly enthusiastic, though dangerous was not quite the word I would have chosen.

[SARA....]

[alcobrawlic]

That's because you haven't seen him in action. Not technically.

But it's okay--! I'll send him a card well after the fact to let him know.

[moraled]

... Will that not cause problems for both you and him?

[Truly he knows nothing.]

[alcobrawlic]

Not if we're out of the country by then.

[moraled]

[Oh my god]

We are fleeing the country following our wedding?

[alcobrawlic]

Liberl is nice! Plenty of Bracer-friendly places there.

[moraled]

Allow me to rephrase--we are not leaving the country following our wedding.

[alcobrawlic]

... Aww! C'mon!

[ LIBERL. ]

[moraled]

[...Rephrase again:]

We are not leaving the country within a few weeks following our wedding. After that we can.

[alcobrawlic]

...

Can I seduce you into making it a little sooner? Like a honeymoon... weekend?