🗱 Sara/Barnham

[alcobrawlic]

[ For all levels of shenanigans, there will probably be a picture here at some point CUT ME SOME SLACK IT'S LATE ]

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[moraled]

[He could continue--

But he'll be merciful.]

...Very well then.

I believe we should go.

[alcobrawlic]

I still can't believe we're leaving this early...

[ But with a sigh, shoulders slumping... well, she's not protesting too much, at least. ]

[moraled]

You may take up your complaints with me in the morning.

[...]

When you are sober.

[Yeah, she got it, Barnham.]

[alcobrawlic]

I'm more sober than I am drunk right now.

[ And she sounds so disappointed about it (because she is). ]

[moraled]

[Why....]

And you sound incredibly put-out by that very fact, which I truly cannot understand. Where is the enjoyment in this, precisely?

[alcobrawlic]

... Youuuuuu've never been drunk before, have you.

[ She can tell. ]

[moraled]

Certainly not. I have better things to do with my time than become a drunken idiot.

[ok buzzkill]

[alcobrawlic]

Liiiike?

[ Please, go on. Tell her all about your fascinating life. ]

[moraled]

[Go away]

My work is far more important than drinking ever could be.

[alcobrawlic]

Those are two different things, you know. You do work when you're at work. And when you're not at work, you do something fun!

[ DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT FUN IS. ]

[moraled]

[NOT AT ALL.]

... That is beside the point.

[No, all he does is work.]

I am quite satisfied with my life as it stands.

[alcobrawlic]

I don't think you can make that claim if you haven't ever tried to do something outside of your comfort zone.

[ God, it's like talking with Fie, only if Fie was non-lazy and responsible-- ]

[moraled]

[So really it's not even remotely the same.]

Hmph. I do not need you of all people making judgements on my choices.

[alcobrawlic]

You made a judgment on mine, didn't you? Fair's fair, Instructor Barnham.

[moraled]

[That...

That is not untrue.]

... Well, perhaps you are not wrong there.

[He's scrupulously fair after all.]

We are simply destined to not see eye-to-eye on this matter.

[alcobrawlic]

Please don't tell me you honestly believe that we're destined to do anything.